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Clumsy Moments? I tripped on the sidewalk and now tourists think it’s performance art.
Garage Sale Negotiations? I haggled for a toaster like it was international trade.
Comics? Comics are pictures that bankrupt collectors.
Cooking Competitions? Cooking shows prove chefs will plate anything but my dignity.
Baseball Coverage? Baseball coverage is naps with statistics.
Goal-Setting Nerds? Setting goals doesn’t work if your goal is setting goals.
My hobbies include deleting emails unopened.
Nature Walks? Nature walks are hiking without ambition.
Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
Film Students? Film students shoot trauma in black and white.
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