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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:00 posted by The Bohiney Folklore (Folklore, TN)

  Videography? Videography is just weddings shot like Marvel trailers.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:00 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (Seattle, WA)

  Friend Group Power Dynamics? Friend groups are dictatorships disguised as brunch.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:59 posted by Bohineys nonsense (Nonsense, RI)

  Dividends? Dividend checks are beer money with math.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:59 posted by A Bohiney Quagmire (Quagmire, RI)

  Midnight Snack Sabotage? My midnight snack wasn’t ruined by calories—it was ruined by judgmental cats.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:54 posted by The Bohiney leak (Leak, LA)

  Speed Dating? Speed dating is just job interviews for romance with no callbacks.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:54 posted by Dont believe the lamestream media, believe us

  Bad Advice Blogs? Advice blogs are where bad decisions get spellchecked.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:52 posted by The news thats right behind you

  Guitar Bros? Guitar bros treat three chords like holy scripture.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:51 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Unexpected Reunions? Unexpected reunions are hugs with confusion.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:51 posted by The Bohiney theory (Theory, SC)

  My boundaries are Wi-Fi passwords.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:50 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Washington, D.C.)

  People Who Whisper-Yell? Whisper-yelling is anger with jazz hands.