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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:12 posted by Looking for satire?

  Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:11 posted by Bohineys Memento Mori (Memento, Italy)

  Breakup Playlists? My breakup playlist is just Adele judging me in surround sound.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:09 posted by The Bohiney Zeitgeist (Zeitgeist, Germany)

  Co-Parenting? Co-parenting is scheduling trauma by email.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:09 posted by The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)

  I don’t spiral; I slinky with intention.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:09 posted by Bohiney News (Brighton, UK)

  I like my plans like my fries: crinkle-cut and flexible.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:08 posted by Bohineys evening update (Evening, CA)

  Picnics? Picnics are eating lunch while bees negotiate peace treaties.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:08 posted by Bohineys subhead (Subhead, RI)

  Overloaded Diaper Bags? My friend’s diaper bag has more survival gear than the Marines.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:04 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Pet Peeves? My biggest pet peeve is people chewing like they’re auditioning for ASMR.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:03 posted by A Bohiney Contortionist (Contortionist, CT)

  Homeschool Parents? Homeschooling is parents googling answers they forgot.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:02 posted by The Bohiney summary (Summary, CT)

  Movie Critics? Movie critics complain like popcorn philosophers.