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Unintentional Innuendos? Nothing says “team bonding” like your boss telling you to “grab it harder.”
City Guides? City guides highlight “hidden gems” filled with tourists.
Survival Teachers? Survival teachers charge money to starve with strangers.
Unsolicited Podcast Pitches? If your podcast pitch starts with “bro,” it ends with no.
Sound Bath Junkies? Sound baths are basically spa concerts with bowls.
Goal-Setting Nerds? Setting goals doesn’t work if your goal is setting goals.
I don’t manifest; I email the universe “circle back?”
Tennis Coverage? Tennis coverage is polite clapping for grunts.
Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
Today Years Old? Saying “I was today years old” is proof you were yesterday dumb.
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