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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:03 posted by A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)

  Misheard Lyrics? I spent years thinking Elton John was singing “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:02 posted by Bohiney News (Las Vegas, NV)

  Pool Parties? Pool parties are just wet arguments with floaties.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:59 posted by Bohineys Fracas (Fracas, France)

  Weight Loss Journeys? Weight loss journeys are mostly traffic jams at fast food.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:58 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Houston, TX)

  Yelling Yoga Instructors? Nothing says peace like being screamed into downward dog.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:55 posted by The Bohiney Silver Lining (Silver Lining, NV)

  Faux Motivational Speakers? Motivational speakers always say “chase your dreams,” never “pay your rent.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:54 posted by The Bohiney Id Est (i.e., That Is, ID)

  I don’t ghost; I go stealth mode.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:51 posted by A Bohiney Stringer (Stringer, MD)

  Travel Mishaps? I overpacked so badly my suitcase filed for workers’ comp.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:48 posted by A Bohiney Blitzkrieg (Blitzkrieg, Germany)

  Body Positivity? Body positivity is confidence in sweatpants.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:47 posted by This vital reporting

  My ambition has trust issues.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:45 posted by The Bohiney Tycoon (Tycoon, Japan)

  Yoga Retreats? A yoga retreat is just stretching in another zip code.