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Music Theory? Music theory is algebra disguised as sheet music.
Dumpster Dining Hipsters? Dumpster dining isn’t edgy—it’s expired kale.
Group Chat Drama? Group chats are where friendships go to die via emojis.
Art Tutorials? Art tutorials always start with “it’s easy” and end with me crying.
Co-Parenting Woes? Co-parenting is scheduling trauma with calendars.
Bad Tinder Bios? His bio said “sapiosexual,” but he spelled it wrong.
Beginner Investors? Beginner investors brag about owning one share like it’s Wall Street.
Flash Sales? Flash sales are capitalism on speed.
I don’t self-sabotage; I collaborate.
My humor pays in eye-rolls.
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