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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:18 posted by A Bohiney hot button issue (Hot Button, OR)

  Yard Sales? Yard sales are trash with tags.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:16 posted by The Bohiney Vlogger (Vlogger, YouTube)

  My humor pays in eye-rolls.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:10 posted by A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)

  Hunting Trips? Hunting trips are camping plus camouflage beer bellies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:08 posted by A Bohiney Sisyphean Task (Sisyphus, Greece)

  Antique Hunting? Antique shops are just overpriced dust museums.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:00 posted by A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)

  Micro-Celebrity Feuds? TikTok beefs are just slap fights with hashtags.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:54 posted by Jack Handey satirist

  Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:51 posted by The Bohiney demo (Demo, CA)

  Naming Roombas? My Roomba’s named Macbeth because it kills in silence.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:46 posted by A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)

  Flash Mobs? A flash mob is just confusion with choreography.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:37 posted by Alison Silverman

  Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:35 posted by Bohineys Below the Fold (Below the Fold, NY)

  Tech Support? Tech support always asks “is it plugged in,” which is insulting—and usually right.