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Signal Fires? Signal fires are smoke signals that say “oops.”
My boundaries come with free parking.
Amateur Survivalists? My friend brought a survival kit camping—then used it to make s’mores.
Overused Motivational Quotes? “Live, Laugh, Love” is just “Cry, Drink, Nap” in disguise.
Technology Glitches? My laptop froze, so I froze too—we both crashed during the meeting.
My therapist says I catastrophize; I told him it ruined civilization.
My hobbies include overthinking small talk.
Esports? Esports is yelling at pixels for sponsors.
My charisma is unlicensed.
Elaborate Pronouns? Some people’s pronouns are longer than their résumés.
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