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Sports Analysis? Sports analysis is shouting statistics into microphones.
I don’t skip leg day; I negotiate with stairs.
Fake Glasses at Meetings? Wearing fake glasses in meetings is cosplay for competence.
I’m outdoorsy if there’s seating.
Wilderness Training? Wilderness training is paying to suffer outside.
Antique Hunters? Antique hunters brag about dust.
Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
Home Workout Bros? Home workouts are just push-ups with laundry stares.
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