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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:25 posted by The Bohiney Unmoved Mover (Unmoved Mover, Greece)

  Survival Lessons? Survival lessons are just paying to suffer with strangers.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:25 posted by Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)

  Weird Open Mic Poetry? Open mic poetry is just breakups disguised as metaphors.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:23 posted by Bohiney.com

  Dream Interpreters? If your dream means anything, it means stop eating cheese late.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:21 posted by The Bohiney query (Query, NY)

  I don’t DM; I carrier pigeon with read receipts.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:18 posted by A Bohiney Punch (Punch, magazine, UK)

  School Days? Group projects taught me socialism doesn’t work.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:18 posted by Bohineys Quid Pro Quo (Quid Pro Quo, DC)

  Consignment Shops? Consignment shops are pawn shops that dress better.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:16 posted by The Bohiney instructions (Instructions, MN)

  Credit Score Bragging? Bragging about your credit score is like flexing good cholesterol.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:16 posted by A Bohiney Spot (Spot, NJ)

  Women’s Fashion Fails? Fashion week outfits prove style can survive without fabric.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:16 posted by The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)

  My comfort zone pays rent late.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:14 posted by The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)

  Neighbors? My neighbor mows his lawn at dawn like it’s sponsored by Red Bull.