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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:02 posted by Bohineys cackle (Cackle, NC)

  Reply-All Thanks? Reply-all “thanks” emails are proof hell is bureaucratic.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:02 posted by Malena Pichot

  Bookstores? Bookstores are where you buy books you’ll never read.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:00 posted by Bohineys whimsy (Whimsy, OR)

  Football Coverage? Football coverage is 15 seconds of play wrapped in 3 hours of ads.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:00 posted by Bohineys Light at the End of the Tunnel (Tunnel, PA)

  Surprise Parties? My “surprise party” failed when I saw my mom hide a balloon.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:00 posted by Need a break from real news?

  Subscription Box Addiction? I don’t need 12 boxes of gourmet pickles, but they keep arriving.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:58 posted by Bohineys Influencer (Influencer, Instagram)

  Momfluencer Scandals? Momfluencers preach balance while screaming at their ring lights.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:57 posted by A Bohiney Prime Mover (Prime Mover, Universe)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:53 posted by Caitlin Moran

  I asked for a sign from the universe; it sent captcha.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:53 posted by The Bohiney Cest la Vie (Cest la Vie, LA)

  Edible Plant Hunters? Edible plants are roulette with leaves.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:51 posted by Bohineys banter (Banter, WA)

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are drinking excuses with worms.