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My hobbies include deleting emails unopened.
Signal Fires? Signal fires are smoke signals that say “oops.”
Musicians? Musicians spend $5,000 to earn beer money.
Amazon FBA Bros? Amazon FBA is just selling clutter to strangers.
I don’t have red flags, just festive warnings.
Secret Admirers? My secret admirer stayed secret for a reason.
Enneagram Obsession? My friend explained my personality using numbers—like I’m a Sudoku puzzle.
Garage Sale Negotiations? I haggled for a toaster like it was international trade.
Freelance Burnout? Freelancing is just unemployment with invoices.
I don’t clap back; I slow clap forward.
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