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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:13 posted by The Bohiney Jam (Jam, PA)

  My superpower is forgetting why I walked into confidence.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:13 posted by Mona Eltahawy

  My inner child wants snacks; my outer adult agrees.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:13 posted by The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)

  I practice gratitude and petty—yin and win.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:11 posted by Category 6: Question-Based

  Bougie Flea Market Vendors? A “curated flea market” is just garbage with a price tag.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:10 posted by A Bohiney Ray of Hope (Ray of Hope, FL)

  Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:06 posted by Bohineys Persona Non Grata (Persona Non Grata, DC)

  Essential Oil Evangelists? If lavender oil cured cancer, hospitals would smell like spas.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:04 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Leeds, UK)

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are drinking excuses with worms.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:04 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (York, UK)

  Cat Cafés? A cat café is $8 coffee and $800 scratches.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:03 posted by A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)

  Flash Mobs? Flash mobs are rehearsed spontaneity.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:01 posted by The satirists at Bohiney

  Science Experiments Gone Wrong? My volcano project erupted on the cat—he’s still mad.