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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:30 posted by The Bohiney wire (Wire, TX)

  I don’t stress-shop; I adopt clutter.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:29 posted by The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)

  Gardening Mishaps? I planted tomatoes but harvested weeds—apparently I’m in landscaping.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:25 posted by Bohineys Quid Pro Quo (Quid Pro Quo, DC)

  Flash Sales? I bought three air fryers because they were 70 off—I don’t even cook.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:24 posted by Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)

  DJing? DJing is Spotify with arm movements.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:23 posted by The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)

  Overpacking? Overpacking is optimism in luggage.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:22 posted by Bohineys The Onion (The Onion, WI)

  Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:20 posted by The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)

  Google Docs Dating? Dating via Google Docs is love with track changes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:19 posted by Caitlin Moran satirist

  Goal-Setting Nerds? Setting goals doesn’t work if your goal is setting goals.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:15 posted by The news thats right behind you

  Karaoke Nights? My singing voice doubles as crowd control.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:15 posted by Bohineys pun (Pun, NY)

  Therapy? Therapy is paying someone to say “how do you feel about that?”