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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:55 posted by A Bohiney roar (Roar, MI)

  Bad Haircuts? My barber called it “trendy,” but my mirror filed for a restraining order.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:52 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Boston, MA)

  Wilderness Training? Wilderness training is paying to suffer outside.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:50 posted by Bohineys nest of vipers (Viper Nest, AZ)

  Weird Roommate Habits? My roommate sings to his plants, and now they’re suing for harassment.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:44 posted by A Bohiney caricature (Caricature, NY)

  Snow Days? Snow days are holidays for weather.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:43 posted by Bohineys take on this (Columbus, OH)

  Gatekeeping Fun? If you gatekeep fun, you’re the HOA of emotions.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:41 posted by The Bohiney idea (Idea, SD)

  Silent Disco Failures? Silent discos are just mimes with headphones.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:40 posted by Check out their take

  Amateur Survivalists? My friend brought a survival kit camping—then used it to make s’mores.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:40 posted by Bohineys special coverage (Special, AR)

  Hairstyles From Another Decade? My mullet came back in style—too bad it was attached to me.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:37 posted by The Bohiney Herculean Effort (Hercules, CA)

  I’m a morning person if morning starts at noon.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:35 posted by Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)

  Poetry Nerds? Poetry slams are open mic nights with more snapping.