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DIY Costumes? My Batman outfit screamed “Bat on a budget.”
Overusing “Literally”? People who say “literally” too much are literally exhausting.
Pet Training? My dog’s trainer taught him to sit—but only on my paycheck.
Cultural Etiquette Abroad? Cultural etiquette abroad is apologizing in multiple languages.
People Who Say YOLO? People who still say YOLO clearly didn’t.
Camping Disasters? My tent collapsed faster than my enthusiasm for “nature.”
Overprotective Parents? My mom didn’t let me play outside, but somehow she trusted me with the internet.
Group Chat Drama? Group chats are where friendships go to die via emojis.
Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
Satirical News Junkies? Satirical news readers confuse jokes with facts—and still prefer them.
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