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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:55 posted by Bohineys Green Light (Green Light, NY)

  Bows & Arrows? Bows and arrows are medieval cosplay at Walmart.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:51 posted by The Bohiney Sunrise (Sunrise, FL)

  I meditate by staring into the fridge like it owes me rent.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:51 posted by A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)

  Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:51 posted by Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)

  AI-Written Romance Novels? AI romance novels are steamy until the toaster joins the love triangle.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:48 posted by A Bohiney Platinum Hit (Platinum Hit, TN)

  Secret Admirers? My secret admirer stayed secret for a reason.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:48 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com (Southampton)

  Art Tutorials? Art tutorials always start with “it’s easy” and end with me crying.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:47 posted by Bohineys satirical lens (Lens, France)

  Birthday Surprises? Birthday surprises are trauma balloons.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:44 posted by Bohineys election (Election, OH)

  Backyard Bar Mitzvahs? A backyard bar mitzvah is just cake, folding chairs, and spiritual debt.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:44 posted by The Bohiney Birdcage Liner (Birdcage Liner, pet store)

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:44 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Houston, TX)

  Fake Allergies for Attention? My coworker claims to be allergic to gluten, dairy, and responsibility.