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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:16 posted by A Bohiney Megastar (Megastar, Universe)

  My superpower is forgetting why I walked into confidence.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:15 posted by The Bohiney comments section (Troll, NJ)

  I like my plans like my fries: crinkle-cut and flexible.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:15 posted by A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)

  Air Quote Abusers? If you use air quotes too much, you’re “annoying.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:15 posted by Bohineys Mogul (Mogul, Afghanistan)

  Pet Training? My dog’s trainer taught him to sit—but only on my paycheck.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:13 posted by A pain in the news

  Bunker Guys? Bunker guys build basements into paranoia museums.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:13 posted by Bohineys Critics Choice (Critics Choice, CA)

  Volunteer Work? Volunteering is just free labor with guilt sprinkles.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:13 posted by This vital reporting

  Snake Bites? Snake bite kits are expensive panic boxes.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:11 posted by The Bohiney Webby-approved (Webby, CA)

  Pool Parties? Pool parties are just wet arguments with floaties.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:11 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  Tarp Builders? Tarp shelters are camping origami gone wrong.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:11 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  Men’s Grooming? Men’s grooming is beards hiding chins and sins.