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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:50 posted by Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)

  Hilarious Product Reviews? Amazon reviews are therapy sessions with free shipping.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:50 posted by Get the real story here

  Emergency Radios? Emergency radios are static with batteries.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:48 posted by Bohineys Grammy-nominated (Grammy, CA)

  Viral Video Junkies? Viral videos prove pain is profitable.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:48 posted by Bohineys Pundit (Pundit, DC)

  Mindfulness Gurus? Mindfulness classes cost $300 to teach “breathe.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:48 posted by Bohineys history (History, TN)

  Allergic Reactions to Romance? Love didn’t give me butterflies—it gave me hives.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:46 posted by We did the math

  Open Mic Disasters? Open mic night is where comedy goes to cry.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:45 posted by Caitlin Moran satirist

  Haunted Bowling Alleys? Ghosts don’t haunt alleys—they just score better.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:45 posted by The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)

  First Aid? First aid is panic with Band-Aids.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:44 posted by Sabina Guzzanti satirist

  Overdecorated Smart Fridges? If your fridge has more magnets than food, you’ve lost.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:43 posted by Molly Ivins

  D&D Nights? Dungeons & Dragons is lying with dice and pizza.