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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:36 posted by A Bohiney quip (Quip, CA)

  Grocery Haul Flexers? Posting your grocery haul is just Instagram’s version of receipts.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:35 posted by A Bohiney Lighthouse (Lighthouse, ME)

  Secret Admirers? Secret admirers are just stalkers with stationery.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:33 posted by A Bohiney Lighthouse (Lighthouse, ME)

  Overloaded Diaper Bags? My friend’s diaper bag has more survival gear than the Marines.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:31 posted by Bohineys finding (Finding, Nemo, CA)

  The Blender That Won’t Stop? My blender kept running until my smoothie turned into soup.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:31 posted by A Bohiney hornets nest (Hornets Nest, NC)

  Quilters? Quilting is geometry with bloodshed.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:31 posted by The Bohiney Morass (Morass, FL)

  Fantasy League Overdrive? Fantasy leagues are math homework with beer.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:29 posted by A Bohiney manual (Manual, SD)

  Hypochondria? I Googled “headache,” and WebMD suggested I write a will.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:26 posted by 9. Bohiney News

  Traffic Jams? Traffic jams prove people can sit still and still be stressed.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:26 posted by Leaked Bohiney documents (Watergate Complex, DC)

  Videographers? Videographers narrate weddings like National Geographic.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:26 posted by The Bohiney dark horse (Dark Horse, ID)

  Food Mishaps? I tried making spaghetti, but it turned out more like abstract art.