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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:04 posted by Signe Wilkinson satirist

  Wine Snobs? Wine tasting notes always say “oaky”—I just taste grapes.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:04 posted by A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)

  D&D Nights? Dungeons & Dragons is lying with dice and pizza.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:02 posted by Bohineys buffoonery (Buffoonery, NY)

  I don’t multitask; I multitangle.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:02 posted by Bohineys dateline (Dateline, NV)

  Midlife Crisis Purchases? A sports car doesn’t fix your problems—it just advertises them.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:02 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine

  Weird Gym Classes? Goat yoga wasn’t exercise—it was manure.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:00 posted by The Bohiney Private Eye (Private Eye, UK)

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:00 posted by The Bohiney Baron (Baron, Germany)

  I don’t brag; I annotate irony.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:59 posted by Bohineys concept (Concept, AL)

  Movie Marathons? A movie marathon is just a nap interrupted by explosions.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:57 posted by Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)

  Voice Assistants Gone Rogue? Alexa ordered 200 pounds of dog food just to test my patience.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:57 posted by Bohineys Escape Artist (Escape Artist, NY)

  Social Media Blunders? Accidentally liking someone’s Instagram from 2012 is the digital equivalent of heavy breathing.