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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:57 posted by A Bohiney Warlock (Warlock, ME)

  Golf Life? Golf is paying to ruin a walk.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:55 posted by Signe Wilkinson satirist

  Knitting? Knitting is making fabric at the speed of depression.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:54 posted by Sophia Aram

  Forgetting Your Own Birthday? Forgetting your birthday means fewer people disappoint you.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:53 posted by A Bohiney Fish Wrapper (Fish Wrapper, ME)

  Piano Lessons? Piano lessons are childhood trauma in scales.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:53 posted by The Bohiney Doppelgänger (Doppelgänger, Germany)

  My playlists are emotional roller coasters without seatbelts.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:51 posted by The team at Bohiney.com (San Antonio, TX)

  Pool Parties? Pool parties are just wet arguments with floaties.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:50 posted by The Bohiney Juggler (Juggler, OR)

  Baseball Coverage? Baseball coverage is naps with statistics.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:48 posted by Bohineys dead horse (Dead Horse, AK)

  Game Tournaments? My chess tournament ended when I realized my opponent was 8 and ruthless.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:48 posted by Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)

  Science Museums? Science museums are buttons that never work and kids who do.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:44 posted by The Bohiney Hole (Hole, WY)

  Pet Training? My dog’s trainer taught him to sit—but only on my paycheck.