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• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:28 posted by Molly Ivins

  Family Reunions? Family reunions are awkward LinkedIn updates in person.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:22 posted by Bohineys straw man (Straw Man, KS)

  I asked for a sign from the universe; it sent captcha.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:08 posted by The Bohiney funnies (Comic, OK)

  Daylight Saving Confusion? Daylight saving is the government’s way of gaslighting your alarm clock.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:55 posted by According to Bohiney (Denver, CO)

  App Developers? Mobile apps solve problems no one had.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:55 posted by The Bohiney snicker (Snicker, PA)

  Tech Support? Tech support always asks “is it plugged in,” which is insulting—and usually right.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:52 posted by A Bohiney bombshell (Bombshell, PA)

  I don’t shop; I emotionally outsource.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:48 posted by Read more on Bohiney (Phoenix, AZ)

  Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:47 posted by For a more educated perspective

  Consignment Shops? Consignment shops are pawn shops that dress better.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:18 posted by Signe Wilkinson

  Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:14 posted by A Bohiney Instant Classic (Instant Classic, IL)

  My hobbies include overthinking small talk.