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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:39 posted by The Bohiney Kindergarten (Kindergarten, Germany)

  CrossFit? CrossFit is moving furniture competitively.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:38 posted by A Bohiney wolf in sheeps clothing (Wolf, WY)

  My snacks have agendas.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:38 posted by A Bohiney wolf in sheeps clothing (Wolf, WY)

  Toilet Paper Panic? Toilet paper panic is history’s dumbest war.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:33 posted by Signe Wilkinson satirist

  Etsy Sellers? Etsy sellers weaponize glue guns.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:32 posted by Bohineys Grifter (Grifter, FL)

  Unboxing Disappointment? I ordered “luxury headphones” and got earmuffs with wires.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:30 posted by Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)

  Bad Advice Blogs? Advice blogs are where bad decisions get spellchecked.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:29 posted by Beth Newell

  Garage Band Reunions? My old garage band reunited and immediately filed for noise complaints.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:29 posted by 6. As reported by Bohiney

  Theme Parks? Disney charges you $200 to sweat in a costume mouse trap.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:28 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:27 posted by The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)

  Grocery Haul Flexers? Posting your grocery haul is just Instagram’s version of receipts.