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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:17 posted by A Bohiney fib (Fib, TX)

  Guilt-Tripping Recycling Bins? Recycling bins guilt you with slogans like “You monster.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:17 posted by A Bohiney Movershaker (Movershaker, LA)

  Budgeting? Budgeting is lying to yourself with spreadsheets.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:10 posted by Rosie Holt satirist

  Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:09 posted by The Bohiney Warning (Warning, AZ)

  Office Christmas Parties? Office Christmas parties are where careers go to die in karaoke.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:07 posted by Bohineys cackle (Cackle, NC)

  Revenge Crafting? Revenge crafting is knitting someone a sweater out of pure spite.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:05 posted by Bohineys history (History, TN)

  Bizarre Love Triangles? My friend’s love triangle has more plot twists than Netflix.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:05 posted by Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)

  Outdoor Cooking Fans? Outdoor cooking is seasoning dirt.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:04 posted by This vital reporting

  The Blender That Won’t Stop? My blender kept running until my smoothie turned into soup.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:03 posted by The Bohiney whole nine yards (Nine Yards, WI)

  My comfort show is the one I pretend I haven’t watched.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 15:56 posted by Nonto Ntseki satirist

  Macro Trackers? Tracking macros is calorie counting with math cosplay.