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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:04 posted by A Bohiney Weltschmerz (Weltschmerz, Germany)

  I meditate by staring into the fridge like it owes me rent.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:03 posted by The Bohiney Folklore (Folklore, TN)

  My hobbies include overanalyzing and snacks with alibis.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:56 posted by A Bohiney Rag (Rag, tabloid)

  Seasonal Depression in Summer? Seasonal depression in summer just feels like sunburn with feelings.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:55 posted by A Bohiney feature story (Feature, ND)

  Science Fairs? Science fairs are volcano competitions in disguise.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:53 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com (Aberdeen)

  Accidental Group Texts? I meant to roast my coworker and accidentally roasted them in the group chat.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:50 posted by As reported by Bohiney (Dallas, TX)

  Slang Misunderstandings? My grandma said “yeet” at Thanksgiving, and we all needed therapy.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:50 posted by News so good, its cheeky

  Quarantine Life? My sourdough starter lived longer than some of my friendships.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:49 posted by Caitlin Moran

  Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:48 posted by The Bohiney Fait Accompli (Fait Accompli, France)

  “Per my last email” is HR for “square up.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 16:40 posted by The Bohiney Charlatan (Charlatan, France)

  Losing Keys? Losing keys proves gravity hates us.