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Spam Callers? Spam calls are telemarketing from ghosts.
Yoga in Traffic? Yoga in traffic is less “namaste” and more “get out of my lane.”
Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
Weird Friendship Breakups? Friendship breakups are just divorces without lawyers.
Rain Gear? Rain gear is waterproof until it isn’t.
Animal Trackers? Animal tracking is stalking with paw prints.
Foraging Books? Foraging books are recipes written by squirrels.
My hobbies include overanalyzing and snacks with alibis.
Python Hobbyists? Python coders brag like the snake owes them money.
Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports are math class with nachos.
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