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Pet Tarot Readers? My cat’s tarot card was “The Fool,” and it tracks.
I don’t misplace things; they hide in protest.
Cooking Classes? Cooking classes are where you pay to discover you still can’t cook.
Survival TV Fans? Survival TV is suffering edited for drama.
Livestream Addicts? Livestreaming is broadcasting boredom in real time.
Instagram Growth Hackers? Buying followers is like renting imaginary friends.
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights are memory contests with beer.
My Wi-Fi narrates drama.
DIY Funeral Planners? A DIY funeral planner is just Pinterest meets depression.
Emergency Blankets? Emergency blankets are crinkly aluminum hugs.
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