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My Wi-Fi sighs at me.
My ambition set “out of office.”
Bowling Nights? Bowling nights are nachos with balls.
Fake Instagram Influencers? Fake influencers have more followers than friends.
My ambition is pay-per-view.
I don’t ghost; I season exits.
Basketball Fans? Basketball fans treat sneakers like religion.
Mid-Tier Influencers? Mid-tier influencers are celebrities at Applebee’s, nobodies at Target.
Clumsy Moments? I tripped on the sidewalk and now tourists think it’s performance art.
Home Buying? Home buying is debt disguised as pride.
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