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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:30 posted by Looking for satire?

  Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:25 posted by Sabina Guzzanti satirist

  Blind Dates? A blind date is just mystery meat with manners.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:23 posted by A Bohiney folly (Folly Beach, SC)

  Public Speaking? Public speaking is just anxiety with a microphone.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 09:33 posted by The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)

  Weird Food Combinations? My friend eats pineapple on pizza, which is basically culinary anarchy.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 07:54 posted by The Bohiney Charlatan (Charlatan, France)

  Misheard Lyrics? I spent years thinking Elton John was singing “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 07:22 posted by A Bohiney walkthrough (Walkthrough, GA)

  Haunted Houses? Haunted houses aren’t scary until you see the ticket prices.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:20 posted by Signe Wilkinson satirist

  Gender Reveals? Nothing says “it’s a boy” like setting half the county on fire.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:57 posted by The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)

  Horrible Public Wi-Fi? Public Wi-Fi is free malware with purchase.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:55 posted by A Bohiney Big Bang (Big Bang, Universe)

  TV Bingeing? TV bingeing is laziness with plot.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:30 posted by A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)

  Pet Tarot Addicts? If your parakeet’s destiny involves cards, it’s dinner.