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I don’t fear failure; I RSVP it.
Home Workouts? Home workouts are push-ups interrupted by snacks.
Tarp Builders? Tarp shelters are camping origami gone wrong.
Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.
Emergency Radios? Emergency radios are static with batteries.
Cat Cafés? A cat café is $8 coffee and $800 scratches.
Riddles and Puzzles? Riddles are questions that hate you in public.
Toilet Paper Panic? Toilet paper panic is history’s dumbest war.
Fantasy Sports Fans? Fantasy sports is gambling without honesty.
Theme Weddings? Theme weddings are Comic-Con with cake.
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