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Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
Charity Runs? Charity runs are proof people will jog if guilt is included.
My ambition is pay-per-view.
Fad Workouts? Fad workouts are gym subscriptions for regret.
Vegan Meat Mystery? Vegan meat tastes like someone whispered “cow” to cardboard.
I don’t do detours; I collect scenic evidence.
Backyard Wrestling? Backyard wrestling is just family therapy without insurance.
Crafting Disasters? My scrapbook looks like a ransom note.
Ghosted By Therapist? Getting ghosted by your therapist is trauma with interest.
My Wi-Fi sighs at me.
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