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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:37 posted by Bohineys satirical lens (Lens, France)

  Group Selfies with Strangers? If you photobomb my selfie, congratulations—you’re now family.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:24 posted by A Bohiney study (Study, WA)

  Bad Selfies? My selfie game is so weak even my phone asks, “You sure?”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:19 posted by Bohineys version (Version, CA)

  Awkward First Dates? Going on a blind date is like ordering takeout—you don’t know what’s coming, but you’re praying it’s not undercooked.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:06 posted by A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)

  Birdwatching? Birdwatching is spying with binoculars.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:01 posted by Molly Ivins satirist

  Marathon Runners? Running marathons is just paying to suffer in public.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:49 posted by Bohineys Beacon (Beacon, NY)

  Friendship Breakups? Friendship breakups are worse—you can’t split custody of memes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:44 posted by The Bohiney Unmoved Mover (Unmoved Mover, Greece)

  My talent is remembering awkward things from 2009.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:32 posted by Go to the article

  CrossFit Cultists? CrossFit is just furniture moving as religion.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:28 posted by Bohineys Quandary (Quandary, CO)

  Edible Bugs? Edible bugs are crunchy trauma.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:16 posted by Bohiney.com (Glasgow, Scotland)

  Heat Survival? Heat survival is sunburn with dehydration.