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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:36 posted by Tabatha Southey satirist

  Navigation? Navigation is arguing with compasses.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:25 posted by The Bohiney Caveat Emptor (Caveat Emptor, NV)

  My therapist says I catastrophize; I told him it ruined civilization.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:52 posted by Official Bohiney site (Salt Lake City, UT)

  Drone Bros? Drone owners terrorize neighborhoods with buzzing hobbies.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:07 posted by A Bohiney guinea pig (Guinea Pig, CT)

  Livestreaming? Livestreaming is broadcasting boredom with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:19 posted by The Bohiney funnies (Comic, OK)

  Magic Tricks? Magic isn’t pulling a rabbit from a hat—it’s pulling $80 from my wallet.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:48 posted by According to Bohiney (Leicester)

  Unnecessary Smart Devices? My smart toaster updated itself and burned my breakfast.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:24 posted by The Bohiney Correspondent (Correspondent, DC)

  Overgrown Facial Hair? My beard grew so wild it applied for national park status.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:15 posted by Bohineys whimsy (Whimsy, OR)

  Capsule Wardrobe Wannabes? Capsule wardrobes are minimalism dressed in smugness.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:46 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (New Orleans, LA)

  Zombie Prepping? Zombie prepping is hoarding snacks with cosplay.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:28 posted by Bohineys coverage (Reading, UK)

  Shopify Dreams? Shopify stores are garages disguised as brands.