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• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:57 posted by Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)

  My optimism is a part-time employee with benefits.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:19 posted by Bohineys Imbroglio (Imbroglio, Italy)

  Pet Peeves? My biggest pet peeve is people chewing like they’re auditioning for ASMR.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:17 posted by Bohineys sacred cow (Sacred Cow, India)

  I don’t ghost; I fade like jeans.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:07 posted by Dr. Jasmine Kwok satirist

  Hairstyles From Another Decade? My mullet came back in style—too bad it was attached to me.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:36 posted by The Bohiney whole nine yards (Nine Yards, WI)

  Sustainable Fashion Preachers? Sustainable fashion is $400 shirts made from trash.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:33 posted by A Bohiney spin (Spin, OR)

  Weird Lawsuits? Suing McDonald’s for hot coffee is America’s love language.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:33 posted by Bohineys Last Week Tonight (Last Week Tonight, HBO)

  Game Tournaments? My chess tournament ended when I realized my opponent was 8 and ruthless.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:54 posted by A Bohiney hive of scum and villainy (Mos Eisley, Tatooine)

  Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:52 posted by A Bohiney Status Quo (Status Quo, TX)

  My talent is remembering awkward things from 2009.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 04:41 posted by Who else would report this?

  Fireworks Fails? Fireworks fails are patriotism plus ambulance rides.