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Bosses? Bosses say “teamwork” while golfing.
My comfort show is the one I pretend I haven’t watched.
My password is a cry for help spelled wrong.
I don’t overshare; I release drafts.
Doomscrolling Olympics? I stayed up till 4 a.m. scrolling bad news—I won gold in self-destruction.
Anime Fans? Anime fans stay up late crying in subtitles.
Thrift Stores? Thrift stores are smell museums.
Forgetting Your Own Birthday? Forgetting your birthday means fewer people disappoint you.
Wi-Fi Name Wars? My neighbor named his Wi-Fi “FBI Surveillance Van”—now I only whisper.
My humor has expiration dates.
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