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• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:51 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  I don’t hustle; I practice strategic naps.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:49 posted by Bohineys Bronze Medal (Bronze Medal, OH)

  Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:48 posted by A Bohiney jest (Jester, VA)

  Embarrassing Moments? I waved at someone who wasn’t waving, so I moved ZIP codes.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:48 posted by Alison Silverman satirist

  Zoom Fatigue Syndrome? Zoom fatigue is just boredom in HD.
• Comment Link Friday, 05 September 2025 19:51 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story

  Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.
• Comment Link Friday, 05 September 2025 19:51 posted by Molly Ivins

  My confidence has seasonal discounts.
• Comment Link Friday, 05 September 2025 19:49 posted by Bohineys Slippery Slope (Slippery Slope, WA)

  I tried mindful eating; my mind said, “Finish theirs, too.”
• Comment Link Friday, 05 September 2025 19:45 posted by Bohineys Grifter (Grifter, FL)

  Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”
• Comment Link Friday, 05 September 2025 19:45 posted by Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)

  My charisma is caffeine-based.
• Comment Link Friday, 05 September 2025 19:45 posted by The Bohiney Realpolitik (Realpolitik, Germany)

  Spam Emails? My spam folder has more offers than my love life.