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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 11:30 posted by Bohineys Pearl of Wisdom (Pearl, MS)

  I don’t argue; I do TED Talks.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 11:24 posted by A Bohiney High Noon (High Noon, TX)

  I don’t ghost; I go stealth mode.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 11:07 posted by This article from Bohiney (Coventry, UK)

  Cold Survivalists? Cold survival is freezing in fashion.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 11:06 posted by Kelly Oxford satirist

  I tried being the bigger person—my jeans disagreed.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 11:06 posted by A Bohiney The Beaverton (The Beaverton, Canada)

  My optimism is gluten-free but collapses easily.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 10:46 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Leeds, UK)

  Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 10:45 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Creative Writing Addicts? Creative writing majors pay tuition to describe clouds.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 10:39 posted by Satisfy your curiosity (and your funny bone)

  Gym Embarrassment? I lifted weights so heavy, even my excuses pulled a muscle.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 10:23 posted by Bohiney.com

  In-Laws? My mother-in-law doesn’t criticize my cooking, she just prays before tasting it.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 10:22 posted by As reported by Bohiney

  Mismatched Socks Conspiracy? My washing machine eats socks—it’s part of Big Laundry.