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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:29 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Washington, D.C.)

  Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:29 posted by Bohineys Editors Choice (Editors Choice, NY)

  My confidence is trial software.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:28 posted by The Bohiney Caveat Emptor (Caveat Emptor, NV)

  I don’t cancel plans; I recycle them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:27 posted by Bohineys Fracas (Fracas, France)

  Fire Starters? Fire starting is caveman Tinder.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:27 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com (Aberdeen)

  YouTube Experts? YouTube experts know everything—until you actually ask them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:27 posted by Bohineys rating (Rating, Stars, TX)

  I don’t procrastinate; I preview naps.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:25 posted by Bohineys coverage

  I clean to music so the dust leaves respectfully.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:25 posted by As reported by Bohiney (Newcastle)

  CrossFit Humility Contests? CrossFit humility contests start with “I don’t like to brag” and end with bragging.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:23 posted by A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)

  Spreadsheets of Arguments? If you keep Excel sheets of old fights, therapy’s cheaper.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:23 posted by Jen Statsky

  Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.