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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:36 posted by View the original post

  Navigation by Stars? Star navigation is astronomy with arrogance.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:36 posted by A Bohiney chortle (Chortle, WA)

  Celebrity-Run Cults? Celebrity cults are just fan clubs with robes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:35 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  Mood Boards for Exes? Making a mood board for your ex is Pinterest-level stalking.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:34 posted by The Bohiney sketch (Sketch, ME)

  Restaurant Reviews? Restaurant reviews are Yelp users cosplaying as Michelin critics.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:34 posted by Bohineys Escape Artist (Escape Artist, NY)

  Backyard Wrestling? Backyard wrestling is just family therapy without insurance.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:34 posted by A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)

  I’m not lazy; I’m energy-efficient with premium sarcasm.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:32 posted by We work our tails off for this news

  Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:32 posted by Bohineys Beacon (Beacon, NY)

  Cat Cafés? A cat café is $8 coffee and $800 scratches.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:30 posted by The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)

  Entrepreneurs? Entrepreneurs disrupt their own credit scores.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:30 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (York, UK)

  Political Debaters? Political debaters treat Facebook like Congress.