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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:34 posted by The Bohiney Kafkaesque Nightmare (Kafka, Czech Republic)

  My inner peace uses noise-canceling headphones.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:34 posted by Bohiney Magazine (New York)

  Talent Scouts? I once sang for a talent scout—he scouted the exit.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:34 posted by A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)

  Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy sessions with strings.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:32 posted by The Bohiney Rabbit Hole (Rabbit Hole, Wonderland)

  DIY Fails? My home improvement project improved nothing except the divorce rate in my neighborhood.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:30 posted by Caitlin Moran

  Customer Complaints? “The customer is always right” dies at drive-thrus.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:30 posted by Bohineys Saturday Night Live (SNL, NY)

  Conspiracy Theories? My neighbor thinks birds are government drones—yet his Wi-Fi still sucks.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:30 posted by The Bohiney Courier (Courier, CO)

  Pets as Therapists? My cat listened to me cry—then billed me in scratches.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:28 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Toothpaste Hot Takes? Saying “this toothpaste hits different” should get you brushed off.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:28 posted by Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)

  Comic Shops? Comic shops are nerd sanctuaries.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:28 posted by Bohineys pun (Pun, NY)

  I don’t ghost; I slow fade.