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Book Clubs? Book clubs are wine clubs with homework.
First World Problems? My Wi-Fi dropped, so I had to meet my family in person.
Tattoo Regrets? My tattoo says “No Ragrets,” which proves itself.
Bad Hair Dye Jobs? My DIY blonde looks like I lost a fight with bleach.
Signal Fires? Signal fires are just smoke signals saying “oops.”
Beginner Coders? Coding 101 is mostly Googling error messages.
Boat Trips? Boat trips are motion sickness with sunscreen.
Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
Sibling Rivalry? Fighting with your siblings is practice for marriage—you both lose, and somehow the dog wins.
My humor invoices reality.
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