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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:14 posted by Peek behind the headlines

  Camouflage Paint? Camouflage paint is clown makeup for hunters.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:06 posted by A Bohiney Magician (Magician, NV)

  My humor has expiration dates.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:06 posted by The Bohiney Mea Culpa (Mea Culpa, Vatican City)

  Language Barriers? I asked for “restroom” in Spanish and got sent to a bullfight.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:04 posted by Bohineys Grammy-nominated (Grammy, CA)

  Subscription Box Addiction? I don’t need 12 boxes of gourmet pickles, but they keep arriving.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:01 posted by The Bohiney Extra! Extra! (Extra, NY)

  Dog Yoga Fanatics? Dog yoga is just humiliation with treats.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:00 posted by Bohineys concept (Concept, AL)

  Slow Walkers with Opinions? If you walk slow, you forfeit political takes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:39 posted by Malena Pichot

  Smelling Like Etsy? If you smell like Etsy, you’re 90 candle, 10 regret.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:36 posted by Bohineys top story (Topstory, CA)

  I don’t vent; I podcast for free.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:29 posted by A Bohiney portrait (Portrait, SD)

  Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:21 posted by As reported by Bohiney

  Sketching? Sketching is just drawing badly but faster.