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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:21 posted by Bohiney Magazine (New York)

  Forgotten Anniversaries? Forgetting an anniversary isn’t a mistake—it’s a sport.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:19 posted by The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)

  I don’t do detours; I collect scenic evidence.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:16 posted by Bohineys discourse (Discourse, DE)

  AI Gurus? AI gurus promise robots will replace us—meanwhile, autocorrect ruins lives.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:15 posted by Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)

  Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:56 posted by The Bohiney Zeitgeist (Zeitgeist, Germany)

  Fashion Faux Pas? I wore plaid on plaid and got mistaken for an optical illusion.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:53 posted by The Bohiney loan shark (Loan Shark, FL)

  Networking Events Stale Air? Networking events smell like desperation and bad cologne.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:47 posted by A Bohiney Stop the Presses! (Stop the Presses, NY)

  Game Show Fails? Game show fails are stupidity televised with prizes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:40 posted by Radhika Vaz satirist

  Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:39 posted by Bohineys depiction (Depiction, WA)

  Snow Days? Snow days are holidays for weather.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:36 posted by The Bohiney Alarm (Alarm, OK)

  Influencer Toddlers? Influencer toddlers have more brand deals than I have friends.