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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 08:16 posted by The Bohiney fabrication (Fabrication, MI)

  I asked my mirror for honesty; it switched to airplane mode.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 08:01 posted by Bohineys public editor (Public, AK)

  Haunted Etsy Shops? Etsy shops aren’t haunted—it’s just overpriced yarn.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 06:33 posted by A Bohiney Myth (Myth, SC)

  Closet Minimalists? Minimalists love to show you how much they don’t own.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 06:23 posted by Leaked Bohiney documents (Watergate Complex, DC)

  Riddles and Puzzles? Riddles are questions that hate you in public.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 06:02 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Norwich, UK)

  App Developers? Mobile apps solve problems no one had.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 05:42 posted by Bohiney News (San Diego, CA)

  Improvised Weapons? Improvised weapons are MacGyver meets panic.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 05:42 posted by Bohineys inquiry (Inquiry, FL)

  Travel Agencies? Travel agents are just therapists who prescribe plane tickets.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 05:37 posted by Sarah Pappalardo

  Emergency Radios? Emergency radios are static with batteries.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 05:27 posted by Sophia Aram

  TV Recappers? TV recappers do homework so you can skip class.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 04:39 posted by Bohineys Bronze Medal (Bronze Medal, OH)

  Bad Tinder Bios? His bio said “sapiosexual,” but he spelled it wrong.