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(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website made the laws, we might actually be better off. - spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
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