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My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news is like regular news, but with punchlines instead of propaganda. - spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
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