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(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
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Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My sink’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
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