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People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com
If you're looking for satirical journalism examples, just check today's actual news. - spintaxi.com
(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com
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