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Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the truth needs a little sarcasm. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. -- spintaxi.com
Final Stretch (Mixed) -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
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